Wearing eyeliner doesn’t make you “girly” or “gay” a lot of girls actually find it attractive. If you wanna put concealer on that pimple go ahead. It doesn’t make you less of a man. Makeup is not intrinsically feminine. Don’t let society’s screwed up gender roles stop you from expressing yourself.
I would pay good money to have a navigation system voiced by cas
"I don’t understand, why did you not turn when I told you to?"
"You should show me some respect. I dragged you out of downtown rush hour traffic, I can drag you back in."
Can you imagine, though:
Crashing the car when you didn’t have permission to take it out: